Okay, so:

This is my new website. I’m moving SamNeumann.com to here because that site has begun to bore me and I have no use for it anymore. Plus, I never blog there. I’ll blog here. Seriously, I will. Watch.

So out with the old PersonsName.com and in with The Otter Lodge! Despite my disdain for gratuitous exclamation point usage, I threw one in there, because I’m seriously excited about this place. It’s gonna be awesome. This will be the spot for all my writing/announcements/hijinks going forward, plus a bunch of other stuff.

But wait, you say, The Otter Lodge? What does it mean?

Glad you asked, hypothetical person. Head over to this page to get up to speed on what it means to live the otter life. 

The otter life – that’s what this site is about. We’ll discuss many different things here, which will include but will not be limited to:

Bob Ross

Bob is the definitive authority on living the otter life – the man understood better than anyone in history what it means to live like the otter. We will commonly refer to his teachings to guide us here at the Lodge.

Brackets

I love making brackets, and lists, so we’ll have some of those here. Example: below is one I did a while back with friends Tommy and Emily to determine the suavest black man in the world.

(Will Smith ended up winning, by the way.)

Videos

I’ll be recording videos and posting them here from time to time. Example: two friends of the Lodge will square off in a donut eating competition this July. I will capture the magic and bring it to you. If that doesn’t get you going, you’re dead to me.  (Just kidding but sort of.)

Tips on Living the Otter Life

Duh. That’s what it’s all about. Example: sort of along the lines of this post I did last year.

 

I haven’t figured it all out, but we’ll get there. Thanks for reading this far, and keep an eye out for more in the future. If you want, enter your email in the box thing on the right sidebar (or bottom if you’re on a phone), and I’ll send all the good stuff straight to ya. Talk soon. #otterlife

Sam

Guys (and gals), I’m bailing on this site. It sucks and the content is outdated. Looking at it reminds me of a cubicle wall. We can do better.

Let us bail together. My new site, The Otter Lodge, is the place you want to be; it will be regularly updated, fun, and have all the good things this site used to have, minus the cubicle wall-ness. Plus, that’s where I’ll post all my announcements and stuff (new book this August. Whoa! What? Yeah! Cool.).

Come join me at the Lodge, and I promise you will not be disappointed. If you’re a SamNeumann.com subscriber, you might want to subscribe to the new site so you keep getting updates, because this guy will be shut down within a month or so. And then you can come over and kick me in the nuts for making you do that again. Fair is fair.

I love you all.

Sam